Sing to me, oh Muse,
The rage of Bradchilles,
Son of Pitt,
That brought countless
Indigestions on the movie-goers,
Send many a good soul
Scurrying down the aisle
When "Homer" recieves
A writing credit, Poseidon causes
This bloated pseudo-epic
To sink like "Das
Boot", a much better
War movie by the same director.
Praise Zeus
that no-one cast Jennifer
Anisteus as Helen.
One hopes that the DVD
Includes a sex-scene with
The two hot chicks we
See well-coiffed tight-bunned
Bradchilles with at the beginning
As a bonus feature, and
That one of them is Xena.
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