Thursday, May 20, 2004

Why It's Better to Have a Pet Die than a Person

  • Nobody say's stupid things about Spot looking peaceful
  • No worries over estate taxes
  • Pie is not required
  • If you eat your dead dog, people will think you are weird - but it's technically not a crime
  • You can bury it in your backyard in a cardboard box
  • No pallbearers
  • Nobody ever say's stupid crap like "They had a long and fruitful life and are survived by a litter of seven kittens"
  • If it's a dog - dogs suck!
  • It's cheaper than spaying or neutering
  • You can make Bonsai Kittens
  • You can make fun of your sister-in-law who is a PETA-Nazi

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